Netophobe

netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic

I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.

Netophobe by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.

Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.

Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015

Nekophobia 

Prejudice towards nekos.

I can't condone nekophobia.

Nekophobia by zimmygirl777 March 16, 2023

netophile 

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.

Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!

netophile by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

Nekophobia 

Fear of catgirls or nekos in general.

A: "I can't stand nekos, I'm legitimately afraid of them"
B: "That's nekophobia my dude"

Nekophobia by manghle December 5, 2019

Netiphobia 

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.

Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.

Netiphobia by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009

nerdophobe

Anybody who has an irrational fear of those with a dorky persuasion. This individual will often avoid all contact with those associated with anime, science fiction and videogames. Also doesn't like people with glasses or braces.

Smash? Yea, she's a nerdophobe.

nerdophobe by juddyfresh May 14, 2007