nanophile

A nanophile is the opposite of pedophile, pretty much. It's usually a younger person who has (although is not limited to) sexual fantasies about someone twenty-thirty years older than them.

Ugh, Evan's such a nanophile the way he crushes on Mrs. Bosworth!

by asdf12345 January 11, 2009

netophile

netophile-(net-uh-fahyl) one who is overly obsessed or has an unhealthy addiction or attraction to the internet,noun. (Origin)from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the greek word -phile- to have a strong affinity or attraction.

Your mama is such a netophile, she has seen more profiles than a booking officer.

My girlfriend searches the net for everything. She is a regular netophile.

Dude, you know you got a wicked case of netophilia, when you've been changing your myspace layout more than your tightey-whiteys!

by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

nanophallus

penis that is measured in nanometers

open your pants and look down, you will see a nanophallus

by thackerz123 December 21, 2008

Nasophile

Someone who is attracted to noses, usually (but not exclusively) belonging to members of the opposite sex. Male nasophiles usually seek women with noses larger, rounder, broader or otherwise more prominent than usual, for example Sarah Michelle Gellar.

"My boyfriend loves my nose"
"Are you sure he's not a nasophile?"

by Bazonka March 13, 2009

nanophyte

A nanophyte is an employee who is helpless without their nanomanager. Nanophytes can be generally identified by a helpless look on their faces, punctuated by dark brown noses due to their incessant and persistent desire to be nanomanaged by their chain of command. In true nanomanager style, nanophytes are effectively additional arms of their nanomanager, yet do not possess the mental capabilities of full-fledged humans and rely on the nanomanager for most non-instinctive processes.

The department nanophytes (aces in their roles) waited obediently for instruction from the nanomanager, who controlled every detail of their day. Due to the off-site nanomanager meeting, the nanophytes skipped lunch as they could not decide on an appropriate breaktime without specific guidance from their nanomanager. This was fortunate, as lunch would have resulted in additional needs for bio-breaks, again, a challenge for nanophytes without proper supervision.

by Stage Left August 6, 2009

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo

by matt November 28, 2003

nameophiles

People who go on urban dictionary and write descriptions of their name that make them look like gods because they have nothing better to do and no life

Person 1: ugh, I went on urban dictionary and all there is are people making themselves look like gods just because of their name

Person 2: I know right? fucking nameophiles...

Person 1: I swear these people have no life.

by HiddenTides September 12, 2016