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Nomophobe 

A nomophobe is a person suffering from nomophobia. You know the people I mean, the ones with a mobile phone stuck to their ear. If they aren’t talking on it they’re fiddling with it in some bizarre form of electronic masturbation. If they stop for more than five seconds, a strange glazed look comes over them, starting at their eyes but gradually taking over their whole face until they either start chattering rubbish to somebody or fiddling with the thing like Nero on steroids. When you next see one take a really good look as they are a dying species, too busy playing with their phones to breed.
Nomophobe, a sad act constantly pissing about with a mobile phone.
Nomophobe by AKACroatalin April 28, 2015

Nopophobia

Nopophobia is when you have a intense fear, or hate Noptism. Causes of Nopophobia would be watching The Noobie
or Infernoblox.
I have a friend with Nopophobia. Hey dude, what are the best ways to kill someone?
netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic
I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.
Netophobe by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

Nasophobia 

Person 1: "What the fu*k is Nasophobia???"
Person 2: "It's the fear of breaking you nose. Idiot."
Person 1: "Oh. I knew that!!"
Nasophobia by xLOVELYYYYx July 21, 2009

nanophobe 

One who has a phobia about nanoparticles or people called Murphy
Me: "I'd buy these sunscreens but I'm afraid the nanoparticles they use will be harmful to my health."
Murphy: "You're a nanophobe, Clint."
nanophobe by BloodyClint February 13, 2017

nanophobe 

One who has a phobia about nanoparticles due to their minuscule size.
"I'd love to use that product but the nanoparticles used to produce it make me nervous about the possible impacts my health. Does that make me a nanophobe?"
nanophobe by BloodyClint February 13, 2017