nanoman 

A very small man.

"I met a nanoman yesterday, he was very small."

nanoman by Honky bonky alonky July 10, 2022

Nanomachines, son.

1.
Can be used to answer a question that starts with "what", "why" or "how"

2.
The answer to any question in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

3.
"Nanomachines" defines any plot related to cybernetic

Original:
Raiden: "Why won't you die!?"
Armstrong: "Nanomachines, son."

Other examples:
A: "How did you do that?"
B: "Nanomachines, son."

C: "What can be the reason for that?"
D: "Nanomachines, son."

Nanomachines, son. by OhShitSon March 31, 2013

nanomanagement 

Nanomanagement is an extremely poor type of management where the manger not only overmanages their employees' work, but all of the employees' other tasks on a daily basis. This includes but is not limited to delegaing meaningless tasks like copy and pasting information, asking employees to send an email for them, etc.

Instead of giving employees general instructions, room to use their imagination and empowering them, a nanomanager not only assesses every step, but also assigns and manages each little task for each step.

This type of management may be motivated by but not limited to the manager's concern for details, the manager not having any work of their own to do, feeling insecure about their position as manager and having the need to demonstrate their power to their employees.

The effect of nanomanagement will be de-motivated employees, lowered morale, increased resentment and low retention

This nanomanagement is out of control I need to create a project plan just to wipe my ass and make sure my manager is there while I do it!

nanomanagement by Ceraphus February 15, 2010

nanomanagement 

Even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement.

Would you quit with the f***ing nanomanagement and just let me do my job - you seriously don't have enough to do if you have time to crawl up my a** about every little detail ... Sir.

nanomanagement by Anthony Sheppard April 16, 2005

nanomanager 

A person who tries to manage even the smallest details of other people's lives; someone who indulges in an extreme form of nannying.

"I can't believe it: he just told me that I should never have more than six paperclips on my desk at one time!" "Yea, he's a real nanomanager."

nanomanager by ring-tailed roarer December 29, 2008

nanomachines 

The deus ex machina of videogames.

Wesker (from Resident Evil 1) was able to stay alive because of the T-Virus and nanomachines.

nanomachines by Kenneth Rampage June 12, 2008

nanomancer 

A fictional being gifted with wisdom, magic prowess, and an understanding in science. A wizard capable of nanomancery.

Ye who grasped the nature of miniscule objects are distinguished nanomancers.

nanomancer by Highlord360 February 23, 2020