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the narkoleptic
This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"
the narkoleptic by jane April 25, 2003
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Nankle
Nankle is an alias for Vagina, Fanny, Pussy, Gash, Axe Wound, Wet fleshy hole. It originates from the word pum-pa-nankle in the year 2001.
In the situation of a group of Male friends out on the prowl:
"Oi Sidney, I really need to get myself some Nankle tonight"
Or
"Fucking hell Harry, there's a lot of Nankle in this place tonight"
Nankle can also be used as a insult, examples are as follows:
"The Police are nothing but a bunch of Nankles"
or
"Your Dad's a Nankle"
or
"Only a complete and utter Nankle would do that"
"Oi Sidney, I really need to get myself some Nankle tonight"
Or
"Fucking hell Harry, there's a lot of Nankle in this place tonight"
Nankle can also be used as a insult, examples are as follows:
"The Police are nothing but a bunch of Nankles"
or
"Your Dad's a Nankle"
or
"Only a complete and utter Nankle would do that"
narkolepsy
The deasease that causes exessive tatle tailing
narkolepsy by raba raba rabu raba August 24, 2009
nankles
Olive Oil, Popeye's girlfriend, even with her big black boots tied they do not securely fit around her nankles.
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