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named attack 

A special attack used by characters in anime. The attack's name must be shouted by the character before it can be used, no matter how long it takes.

The longer and more epic the name, the more powerful the attack.
*several katana slashes later*
Villain (unharmed): You can't defeat me...
Protagonist: time to unleash my secret attack... SUPREME MAGIC: BREATH OF FIRE SUPER GALAXY THUNDERBOLT GETSUGA TENSHOU ARMAGEDDON SLASH!!!!!
Villain: *gets one hit KO'd by named attack*
named attack by spd222 May 10, 2023
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naked attack 

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.
"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"
naked attack by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006

naked attack 

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them.
Did you see Matt this weekend? Bryce wasn't looking and Matt totally naked attacked him in front of everybody!
naked attack by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008

Naked lightning attack 

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
Naked lightning attack by S.13 July 22, 2022

Naked lightning attack 

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
Naked lightning attack by S.13 July 27, 2022

Once you name it, you get attached to it

You grow an emotional attachment to a person, animal, or objects if you give it a name.
Mike Wazowski: You're not supposed to name it. Because once you name it, you get attached to it!

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