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A name given to a guy who is homosexual and likes to beat off to weightlifting guys and then call his roommate an asshole. Also likes to shove huge objects up his ass.
nakey t by E-rock April 26, 2005
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Nakey Time

Enjoying ones self in the pleasure of complete and total nakedness when all occupants of the household are gone.
Hey bob what do you do when your wife is out? I shut the shutters, lock the door, strip down, and enjoy my Nakey Time.
Nakey Time by twitchyone February 4, 2010

nakey time

The one and only time to be naked. From 6 to 8.
"Oh don't mind Jimmy, it's just nakey time."

"No, he's not doing what you think he's doing."

"Stop staring, it's 6:15"
nakey time by CowboySven July 6, 2004

naked this 

1. In the English language, an instance of the word "this" which lacks a referent, i.e. some other word which explains what the "this" in question refers to. Lacking a referent, the "this" is thus "naked" and may prove confusing to the reader or listener, since they do not know precisely to what the writer or speaker is referring.
Sue: I really hate this.

John: Really hate what? You employed a "naked this" there so I don't know what you are talking about.

Sue: Oh, well excuse me, Mr. University of Dickishness. Fine. I hate this Grammar Nazi kick you've been on lately. Is that better, fuckface?

John: Well, yes and no.
naked this by The Worst Genie April 22, 2011

Naked Thursday! 

"Naked Thursday!" is a weekly event when we as free-spirited, fun-loving people celebrate the freedom, power and beauty of the bodies that God gave us. It is designed to be liberating, stress-relieving, and borderline kinky. Recommended activities while celebrating "Naked Thursday!" include, but are not limited to dancing, singing, drinking, cleaning, facebooking, and fornicating.
I love the liberating feeling I get on Naked Thursday!
Naked Thursday! by Dean_o August 11, 2012

The Naked Truth 

The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.
The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."
The Naked Truth by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2019

Naked Time 

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.
Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME
Naked Time by yahboyisnice October 4, 2015
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