That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
by e-rock April 3, 2015

by E-Rock December 7, 2004

by E-rock April 21, 2005

A name given to a guy who is homosexual and likes to beat off to weightlifting guys and then call his roommate an asshole. Also likes to shove huge objects up his ass.
nakey t was wacking off again
by E-rock April 26, 2005

Derived from the word decent, dec is another word for awesome. You can add prefixes and sufixes to dec to make it mean better or worse than it is. Dec as hell!!= really fucking awesome. Pretty dec=not to bad.
by E-rock April 14, 2005

Another word for getting hardcore wasted, only to be used on monday's however. malistapricious mondays
by E-rock October 20, 2006
