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Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation 

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all 

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.
I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

Balls deep or not at all 

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life
"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

Know-it-not-at-all 

Someone thinks they know something but are totally wrong. They will argue with you even when proven wrong.
The know-it-not-at-all girl argued that vaccines cause autism.

not bad at all 

Showing someone that they have exceeded the person's expectations. (Of who is judging)
This soup is not bad, not bad at all i say jolly good sir!
not bad at all by GiaApollo April 25, 2017

the queen of being straight and not gay at all 

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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