n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004

n00bistan

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

n00bie

A n00b.

A novice, one who plays, thinks or behaves like a novice, one whose self-acclaim is greatly superior to their actual expertise or accomplishments.

This stupid n00bie on my team ran into the room right after I naded it.

by DMI October 2, 2003

n00bius maximus

The biggest n00b possible only level 1 in world of warcraft, constantly getting pwn3d

Did you just see that n00bius maximus. Well I just pwn3d him with my battle ax

by g-smoove December 6, 2006

n00bie cannon

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

n00bis

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007

n00bism

Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"

"Dude cut the n00bism crap and learn how to play!"

by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 24, 2004