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spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

n00bies by ian August 17, 2004

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n00bistan

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

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Related Words

n00bies • n00bie • n00bie cannon • n00bish • n00bism • n00besque • n00bis • n00bie b00bie • n00bishness • n00bissaur

n00bie

A n00b.

A novice, one who plays, thinks or behaves like a novice, one whose self-acclaim is greatly superior to their actual expertise or accomplishments.

This stupid n00bie on my team ran into the room right after I naded it.

n00bie by DMI October 2, 2003

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n00bius maximus

The biggest n00b possible only level 1 in world of warcraft, constantly getting pwn3d

Did you just see that n00bius maximus. Well I just pwn3d him with my battle ax

n00bius maximus by g-smoove December 6, 2006

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n00bie cannon

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

n00bie cannon by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

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n00bis

the biggest of the noobs.

You see that fool on Runescape! What a n00bis.

n00bis by Angela Sally Laura October 23, 2007

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n00bism

Noun; The act of being or process of becoming a n00b. Being of a group of persons that have obtained the title "n00b"

"Dude cut the n00bism crap and learn how to play!"

n00bism by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 24, 2004

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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