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n00bsquirt 

the squirting of a n00b. usually when a n00b has sexual pleasures with another n00b
"Ohhh!Your gonna make me squirt my n00bsauce all over your face!"

"Cmon baby do it!HARDER!IM FUCKING YOU IN TEH N00BGINA!"

*squirt squirt* followed by *gasp*
"DAMN THAT WAS NICE!"

that is how n00bsquirt should be used!
n00bsquirt by n00bn0b June 20, 2009
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noobesque 

in the style of or resembling a noob.
"Oh my god, Matt you can't break a move in the middle of the restaurant, especially the robot. That is so noobesque."
noobesque by colloquialguru July 15, 2015

newbesque 

An adjective used to describe the newbie-likeness of a person, place, thing or action.
Sorry if my question is newbesque.
newbesque by Jennifer Heather February 11, 2010

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026