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N00b DNA
It's what's a N00b is full of. It's a weird DNA that's secretly inserted into certain people that make them act retarded. They become obnoxious, loud, socially retarded, attention whores, they act like they know everything when in reality they know nothing.
N00b DNA is the reason for this, Frosh are also injected with N00b DNA.
N00b DNA is the reason for this, Frosh are also injected with N00b DNA.
Sarah: Did you see that stupid Frosh?
Katie: You mean the one who threw applesauce on the ceiling with spoons during lunch?
Sarah: Yeah, he must've been inserted with N00b DNA or something
Katie: He probably took it himself, thought it would get him high or something stupid like that
Sarah: Hahaha
Katie: You mean the one who threw applesauce on the ceiling with spoons during lunch?
Sarah: Yeah, he must've been inserted with N00b DNA or something
Katie: He probably took it himself, thought it would get him high or something stupid like that
Sarah: Hahaha
N00b DNA by NewEnglandTruth January 6, 2009
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N00b in Denial
Someone who sparks random conversation with you declaring their supremacy in gaming skills over you. These accusations are 99% false, as the other 1 percent only occur if A n00b in denial sparks conversation with another n00b. The n00b will continue to spew his illusion of greatness in a strange and foriegn strategy of N00blish designed to confuse the victim and have them unknowningly admit verbal defeat. In many cases though, the n00b will gradually admit that they are inferior to the victim after prolonged argument.
This n00b hybrid is much more common to find in person than on forums and low hype MMO's. This hybrid n00b requires face to face confrontation to thrive. The n00b continues to thrive best when able to see their victims faces and expression of disgust with their ignorance.
This n00b hybrid is much more common to find in person than on forums and low hype MMO's. This hybrid n00b requires face to face confrontation to thrive. The n00b continues to thrive best when able to see their victims faces and expression of disgust with their ignorance.
Mitch! I don't care! God man you are a total n00b!!!
NO I'M NOT! IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU CANT HANDLE THAT! 1337!!!
*sigh* you are such a n00b in denial.....
NO I'M NOT! IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU CANT HANDLE THAT! 1337!!!
*sigh* you are such a n00b in denial.....
N00b in Denial by Pokemon Master14 January 6, 2008
n00b of the day
n00b of the day by GFunk68 December 5, 2002
D4t_N00B
D4t_N00B-Cough
"I am a sick person."
O5-3:"Do you have ligma?"
D4t_N00B:"Not that I know of"
O5-3:"k"
"I am a sick person."
O5-3:"Do you have ligma?"
D4t_N00B:"Not that I know of"
O5-3:"k"
D4t_N00B by the_flyingnoob61 December 28, 2018
Urban Dictionary n00b
One who complains to the moderators and administrators of this website for no particular reason at all.
"Hey, thats not urban!"
"Delete it, it's an insult to George Bush."
"That's the name of a song title, not slang!"
"Hey that isn't urban slang!"
"Delete it."
"@#&*@#$^((*@!#!"
"DEL"
"Liek omg hes making fun of me delete it nowww rawr"
"pwn. del kthx"
"Delete it, it's an insult to George Bush."
"That's the name of a song title, not slang!"
"Hey that isn't urban slang!"
"Delete it."
"@#&*@#$^((*@!#!"
"DEL"
"Liek omg hes making fun of me delete it nowww rawr"
"pwn. del kthx"
Urban Dictionary n00b by MC Mello November 1, 2006
dell holiday n00b
dell holiday n00b by ox July 17, 2002
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