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They act of 'n00bing' or 'making a n00b'. Used when somebody accidently makes a n00b-like typo. Can also be spelled 'n00bed'.

See also: n00b
Person1: Wow!1 Really?
Person2: HAHA. You n00b'd.
n00b'd by Your Mom March 1, 2005
Words you can keep

N00b DNA 

It's what's a N00b is full of. It's a weird DNA that's secretly inserted into certain people that make them act retarded. They become obnoxious, loud, socially retarded, attention whores, they act like they know everything when in reality they know nothing.
N00b DNA is the reason for this, Frosh are also injected with N00b DNA.
Sarah: Did you see that stupid Frosh?
Katie: You mean the one who threw applesauce on the ceiling with spoons during lunch?
Sarah: Yeah, he must've been inserted with N00b DNA or something
Katie: He probably took it himself, thought it would get him high or something stupid like that
Sarah: Hahaha
N00b DNA by NewEnglandTruth January 6, 2009

N00b in Denial 

Someone who sparks random conversation with you declaring their supremacy in gaming skills over you. These accusations are 99% false, as the other 1 percent only occur if A n00b in denial sparks conversation with another n00b. The n00b will continue to spew his illusion of greatness in a strange and foriegn strategy of N00blish designed to confuse the victim and have them unknowningly admit verbal defeat. In many cases though, the n00b will gradually admit that they are inferior to the victim after prolonged argument.
This n00b hybrid is much more common to find in person than on forums and low hype MMO's. This hybrid n00b requires face to face confrontation to thrive. The n00b continues to thrive best when able to see their victims faces and expression of disgust with their ignorance.
Mitch! I don't care! God man you are a total n00b!!!

NO I'M NOT! IM JUST BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU CANT HANDLE THAT! 1337!!!

*sigh* you are such a n00b in denial.....
N00b in Denial by Pokemon Master14 January 6, 2008

n00b of the day 

somone who does something so bad that they are the official n00b of the day
"hey guys i got "i love mindy" tatoo'd on my nipples"
damnit nick, you're the n00b of the day
n00b of the day by GFunk68 December 5, 2002
D4t_N00B-Cough
"I am a sick person."
O5-3:"Do you have ligma?"
D4t_N00B:"Not that I know of"
O5-3:"k"
D4t_N00B by the_flyingnoob61 December 28, 2018

Urban Dictionary n00b 

One who complains to the moderators and administrators of this website for no particular reason at all.
"Hey, thats not urban!"

"Delete it, it's an insult to George Bush."

"That's the name of a song title, not slang!"

"Hey that isn't urban slang!"

"Delete it."

"@#&*@#$^((*@!#!"

"DEL"

"Liek omg hes making fun of me delete it nowww rawr"

"pwn. del kthx"
Urban Dictionary n00b by MC Mello November 1, 2006

dell holiday n00b 

an inexperienced piece of shit who buys a dell computer during the holiday season
jimmy just became a holiday n00b
dell holiday n00b by ox July 17, 2002
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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