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n00bometer 

In 1974 the world came under crisis. N00bs everywhere were infiltrating the l33t headquarters cuz they were like total n00bs n shit rite so in order to identify the n00bs from the pwnerers a device was invented called the N00BOMETER.....also the terminator had to go back in time to save John Connor.
<L33t> Dang! another hs! those n00bs are so fast!!
<l33t #2> Chill d00d i just bought a n00bometer
n00bometer by pwnerer January 20, 2005
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n00boomer 

someone who corrects n00bs
i killed that n00b on black ops last night
we can finally call you a n00boomer :')
n00boomer by Shaneocozican August 25, 2011
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
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Walky-Talky 

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Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
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"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
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Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
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