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n00bometer 

In 1974 the world came under crisis. N00bs everywhere were infiltrating the l33t headquarters cuz they were like total n00bs n shit rite so in order to identify the n00bs from the pwnerers a device was invented called the N00BOMETER.....also the terminator had to go back in time to save John Connor.
<L33t> Dang! another hs! those n00bs are so fast!!
<l33t #2> Chill d00d i just bought a n00bometer
n00bometer by pwnerer January 20, 2005
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n00boomer 

someone who corrects n00bs
i killed that n00b on black ops last night
we can finally call you a n00boomer :')
n00boomer by Shaneocozican August 25, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026