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squirt 'n' slurp 

A woman reaches climax, then ejaculates into a soup bowl. The male partner then drinks out of the bowl. It is optional to spit it back on the female partners face.
Becky's face was filled with her own cum after Allah performed a squirt 'n' slurp on her.
squirt 'n' slurp by abeabeabe July 11, 2007

Burp ‘N’ Slurp 

When you burp on a guys dick and slurp it back up
Jessica just gave Jarquisse a good ole burp ‘N’ slurp.
Burp ‘N’ Slurp by Augie Sue January 11, 2019

Spurt N Slurp 

Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
Spurt N Slurp by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

burst n’ slurp 

yo he just hit that burst n’ slurp damnnnnn
burst n’ slurp by popnslopper November 26, 2018

slurp-n-gulp 

The act of performing a blowjob and swallowing the cum.
Barry has been extremely busy doing slurp-n-gulp action.
slurp-n-gulp by Dictionarypages January 2, 2014

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000