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n/p by Lurker'd July 9, 2010
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Nose picker
dude that kid is a total N.P., gross.

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N.P. is at it again.
N.P. by suhbreenuh March 18, 2009
Related Words
n.p.s. N.P.F.S N.P.U.S n pass N Pen N pop n posting n/p N.P.P.E. n-phobic
Narcissist Personality Disorder is recognized by the DSM-IV and characterized by 9 criteria:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance

2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, beauty, or ideal love

3. believes they are is 'special' and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people

4. requires excessive admiration

5. feels an entitlement with unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment

6. is interpersonally exploitative

7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. is envious of others or believes that others are envious of him

9.arrogant, haughty behavior

Human infants assume they are the center of their universe. When the baby realizes that it does not control its parents, it gives up its fantasy of being all-powerful and becomes emotionally attached to its parents. N.D.P. is a condition in which the infant does not invest its emotions in its parents but rather, redirects them back to itself.

Narcissists surround themselves with codependents, as they tend to work beyond healthy limits to do whatever the narcissist needs. Narcissists crave power, codependents crave security. Codependent patterns of behavior include:

-Perfectionism
-Manipulation
-Lack of trust
-Lying
-Avoiding decision making and confrontation
-External referencing
-Subordinating one's needs to those of the narcissist
"Nancy had a history of intense but short-term relationships with others. Because of her N.P.D., Nancy couldn't sustain any genuinely intimate relationships."

"Suffering from N.D.P., Brian projected all his negative feelings into his friend Phil. By greatly exaggerating and publicizing Phil's minor failures and greatly understating and ignoring Phil's successes, Brian was able to feel better about himself."
N.P.D. by Dr. Patience August 22, 2011
Non-Psychotropic Cannabis acronym.
N.P.C. will not effect your driving ability, or keep you from piloting a plane or boat.
N.P.C by emilejfagerstromiv May 23, 2019

N.P.G.M.F. 

Tom spends all his spare time playing world of warcraft after a long day at the local photocopying place, while on the weekends he occasionally enjoys the local comic convention. Tom is such an N.P.G.M.F. that if a girl asked him if she could wet his whistle back at his place, he would think she was tryin to buy him a drink and crash out.
N.P.G.M.F. by Cristo_ March 14, 2008
Natinalist Party Of The United States
The N.P.U.S is the future
N.P.U.S by John CDB September 16, 2005
1)niddie protection system
2)a system on a surf board to keep a person from getting nipple rash.
Peter locks in his nps on his way out to the line-up
n.p.s. by Downtiggidy August 7, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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