N.P.D.

Narcissist Personality Disorder is recognized by the DSM-IV and characterized by 9 criteria:

1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance

2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, beauty, or ideal love

3. believes they are is 'special' and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people

4. requires excessive admiration

5. feels an entitlement with unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment

6. is interpersonally exploitative

7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to identify with the feelings and needs of others

8. is envious of others or believes that others are envious of him

9.arrogant, haughty behavior

Human infants assume they are the center of their universe. When the baby realizes that it does not control its parents, it gives up its fantasy of being all-powerful and becomes emotionally attached to its parents. N.D.P. is a condition in which the infant does not invest its emotions in its parents but rather, redirects them back to itself.

Narcissists surround themselves with codependents, as they tend to work beyond healthy limits to do whatever the narcissist needs. Narcissists crave power, codependents crave security. Codependent patterns of behavior include:

-Perfectionism
-Manipulation
-Lack of trust
-Lying
-Avoiding decision making and confrontation
-External referencing
-Subordinating one's needs to those of the narcissist

"Nancy had a history of intense but short-term relationships with others. Because of her N.P.D., Nancy couldn't sustain any genuinely intimate relationships."

"Suffering from N.D.P., Brian projected all his negative feelings into his friend Phil. By greatly exaggerating and publicizing Phil's minor failures and greatly understating and ignoring Phil's successes, Brian was able to feel better about himself."

N.P.D. by Dr. Patience August 22, 2011

N.Y.P.D. 

New York (City) Police Department.

N.Y.P.D. "New Yorks finest" -The homepage of New York City Police Dept. (note the citation marks)

N.Y.P.D. by vivo_ October 11, 2006

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. 

One of Troma's hideously deformed creatures of super-human size and strength. OFten refered to as Toxie cohort, but is arguablly more powerful than The Toxic Avenger himself (when at his full-potential).

Once tough city-cop Harry Griswold, now Japanese hero of American decent who gained his powers by the ancient Kabuki-Legend. He gained the abilities of the great Kabuki spirit, including heat-seaking chop-sticks, suffocating computerized 16-byte sushi, pyro projectile parasols, and even flight.

Due to the unsuccesfulness of his debut movie "Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D", Kabukiman became an alcoholic drug-abuser and lost control of his awesome oriental super-powers in the film "Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV". Though it is rumored he will return to rehab and possibly regain full control of his abilities in his next rumored features: "Sgt. Kabukiman L.A.P.D." and "Saving Private Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part V"

"Hey, Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D., my best-freind, how's it going?"
~Toxie

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. by Ginose December 13, 2008

N.Y.P.D. 

New York Pricks and Dicks

Mobb Deep Lyrics:
..."For my G-pack niggas
Fuck the police
N.Y.P.D. - New York Pricks and Dicks
They can't stop our floss"...

N.Y.P.D. by Cassiano Santana January 4, 2006

N.D.P.D 

A nigger driving a purple dinosaur (aka purple cadillac)

jerome "whaddup nigga, wanna ride my N.D.P.D?"

adrian "yeah boiii"

N.D.P.D by BUMQUEEQUEE June 13, 2009

P.N.D. 

P.N.D. Is and acronym for “Post Nut Depression”. P.N.D. occurs when one has overwhelming regret towards a sexual experience, and eventually begins to question life.

After Jimmy fucked a goat he was struck with severe P.N.D. ;primarily because he found out it was a male goat.

P.N.D. by Marlin Chairtaker November 17, 2018

s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g 

Snoop dizzle made this shit

my name is s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g

s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g by 2E-Z December 9, 2004