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Metrophilia

Being sexually aroused by poetry. A fetish for poetic content.
"Your body's like poetry, and I got metrophilia."
Metrophilia by Metrophiliac November 10, 2017
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Mycophiliac 

One who has an abnormal obsession, or sexual attraction to mycobacterium. Usually this person is a microbiologist or biochemistry major in college.
Don't let Phil touch the mycobacteria again, he is a mycophiliac.
Mycophiliac by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009

Metrophiliac

To be a necrophiliac that has no gender preference.
According to the Adam Carolla Podcast with Alison Rosen, "Bald" Bryan Bishop, and guest A.J. McLean. (02/10/2014)

Adam: Dr. Drew used to have sex with the cadaver he was assigned.

Bryan: With men & women?

Adam: Either

Alison: Well, when you're dead, a hole is a hole.

Adam: Just like how in prison, you're not gay when you do it.

A.J.: So he was more of a metrophiliac?
Metrophiliac by @dhuvy February 10, 2014

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026