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Myste is a grammatically correct person with big ears and colour changing eyes. Her beauty is unparalleled as are her grades. Her eyes are jaw-dropping and range from blue to green to grey, or all at once. Myste is fiercely loyal and a loud, protesting feminist. Myste says some of the most amazing things and is absolutely hilarious.

On the other hand, Myste can get a bit aggressive and despite not being able to throw a punch, her words are like poison. She won’t tolerate any bullshit of any kind, and seems to cause trouble wherever she walks.
A Myste is a rare find, so if you find her, hold on to her - you won’t regret it.
Myste has a vivid imagination. Her head is in the clouds and she dreams of singing her way to the top and being, essentially, the next Taylor Swift without replacing said Queen. Myste writes songs and is a budding guitarist. She also is only reserved for Shawn Mendes, so she apologises I’m advance. Myste seems a bit full of herself, but she is really a nice person with exceptional grades and angelic behaviour (seriously, she’s only been told off once in her life at school for swearing and a teacher overheard).

Thank you kindly,
Myste herself 😂
Myste is awesome. Myste has awesome eyes. Myste hates her hair.
myste by Jbdlosjhabeian January 24, 2020
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Master of deception 

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it
J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

Zhut Master 

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..
"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"
Zhut Master by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.
"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"
mystery hole by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Master Ricky 

The sexiest, hottest, most attractive, most intelligent, and most brilliant living being of all time. He is everyone's Master.
Look at how sexy and hot Master Ricky is!
Master Ricky by JTS2 June 8, 2019

Master player 

Holds, caresses and makes love to his guitar. Can play it with eyes closed, backwards and upside down. Plays woman just like his guitar. Strings them along like a beautiful song. That master musician is a real Lee Ferrington, makes that guitar scream.
Lee Ferrington is a great musician, a master player.
Master player by sthrngrc February 10, 2018

Ferrari Master Plan™

This refers to when Ferrari or one of their F1 drivers do something so stupid that it may a deeper meaning. It often refers to Ferrari's horrible 2020 performance in F1, when they finished sixth in the Constructers standings even though they finished second in 2019. The reason for this was primarily their car. It had a high drag chassis and a weak power unit, meaning that their car was awfully slow. In 2019 at Monza (Ferrari's Home race) Charles Leclerc won and Sebastian Vettel hit 365 km/h (227 mph), which is one of the fastest speeds ever reached in a modern F1 car. However, in 2020, they had a double DNF. The term is often used in reference to Mattia Binotto, Ferrari's Team Principal, who is often blamed for these results.
Ferrari Fan: NOOOOO!!! Ferrari P6!
F1: Teams who finish lower in the championship can now spend longer in the wind tunnel
Binotto: See, it was all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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