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referring to myspace
brb, I gotta check my myshit.
myshit by Chazden July 3, 2007
Words you can keep
A short, beautiful, intelligent, mature woman who cares about others. Loves to give but doesnt like to receive. Is hip but doesnt notice. Obsessed with cute things and has a cute yet not annoying giggle.
I just saw Mashitah playing with kids at the playground. She's cute!
mashitah by Mashieeee March 29, 2019

Keep your pig out of my shit 

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine
Man keep your pig out of my shit!

lost my shit 

When you completely break down or lose control. Can be used positively or negatively.
"He tripped and fell into the pool and I totally lost my shit; I couldn't stop laughing."

"He tried to shove me and I lost my shit; I beat the hell out of him."
lost my shit by WTFuchs November 30, 2011

Going for a McShit 

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies
I'm going for a McShit
Going for a McShit by Snake July 9, 2004

Sink my shit 

Sink my shit
A game played by 2 or more people, each person takes a huge shit in the same toilet without flushing or wiping so that that it's just shit and no paper and when you flush, the toilet just fills up creating a massive floater or 'bung' thus sinking my shit and rendering the toilet useless.
Sam-"Yo man, you wanna play sink my shit?"
Jim-"Yes man"
Sink my shit by Yetiofhenley January 22, 2014

Blowin my shit 

A New Jersey slang for messing up my mood or pissing me off.
Yo the teacher really asked me to take off my hoodie, he blowin my shit fr
Blowin my shit by Dotman23 March 11, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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