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Stagey faces that tweens/teenagers/emo kids use when posting pictures on myspace.
These faces include:
'omg!' (eyes wide, hand covering mouth)
'wtf?' frown, hands bent and out to the side)
'Happy Asian' (peace signs on either side of the face, pulling eyes sideways while doing so)
'i don't care' (raised eyebrows, looking at the corner of the ceiling, sideways mouth)
'serious and i mean it' (eyes downcast, stupid unsmiling expression)

These myfaces are usually accompanied by some super lame camera angle like above and diagonal.
people need to learn that myfaces don't make them look fun OR quirky in any way.
myfaces by Angelacia March 18, 2008
Words you can keep
Generic term for all social networking sites. Derived from a mixture of myspace and facebook. Usually used in a derogatory fashion.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey did you see my latest status update? It roxxors!!!11
Guy 2: Dood, you are constantly on myface. Give it a rest.
myface by thundersnow December 8, 2010

Myface Syndrome 

When an individual (usually a female) takes close up pictures of half of their face to post on myspace. These pictures are usually very repetitive, with said individual in the same place with a slightly different facial expression. It usually comprises of a screwed up face, as though they have recently had a stroke.
Omg lolz i've got myface syndrome - look at my half a face in black and white ^___O
Myface Syndrome by bluemoosie October 8, 2008

Myfacespace 

n. A singular word that is used to refer to the conglomerate Myspace.com and Facebook.com.

Traditionally used by those who are unfamiliar with these social networking tools or to make fun of these social networking websites.

In retrospect most users have both a Myspace and Facebook account that are checked regularly and this singular term can identify both uses of the social networking sites.
Did you see what Bob posted in his Myfacespace?


*OR*

My kids won't get off the computer they keep messing with some Myfacespace crap.
Myfacespace by johniebravo March 24, 2009
A combination of being addicted to Myspace and Facebook

"Gotta go put up new pics for myface."
"I wonder if i got any comments on myface?"
" i hope Brisky Whisky left me a comment on myface"
"Russy Pussy left Brisky Whisky a picture comment on myface"

k convo. done. now i shall stab you with my fork
myface by Russy Pussy January 5, 2006
A combination of the popular social networking sites, Myspace and Facebook. Used as a noun and a verb.
"Have fun at college!"
"Thanks, I'll MyFace you when I get home."

"Do you have a MyFace?"
MyFace by Brolley June 21, 2006

MyFace Whore 

Anyone who adds friends and or hooks up with them only to have been associated with them via MySpace or FaceBook
I was on the internet and saw that you have become quite the MyFace whore, especially with all of your new friends.
MyFace Whore by DJ Diva January 12, 2009
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