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myspace stalker 

Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of myspace whores and cam whores.

Female stalkers often spend as much time stalking "cool" males as other females who could fall under the myspace whore catagory.

Male stalkers are known for sending female users lots of cheesy pick up lines and cock shots.
I just got another penis picture from another myspace stalker.

Yeah, I hate that... but I spent all last night checking out hot goth bois.
myspace stalker by pdx23 April 10, 2006

myspace stalker(s) 

Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.
"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"

"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."

"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."

"Myspace stalker(s)."

myspace stalker 

One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.
Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.
myspace stalker by Lar January 6, 2006

myspace stalker 

that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.
to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.
myspace stalker by JT the man April 12, 2008

myspace stalker 

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.
Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?
Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.
Tab:How so?
Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.
Tab:Psycho much?
Jess:I think so.
myspace stalker by ily4ever May 28, 2007

a myspace stalker/wannabe

a girl/boy who mainley looks at someones page constantly wishing to be them,they look on there page nearly everyday to see what music they like,how they dress almost everything.They try there very best to copy them in everyway,probably steal pictures.A myspace stalker/wannabe is usually a 15-17 yr old teenager who has issues.
omg im so ugly im gonna try and clone myself to this person because i have such low self esteem and i am probably sick in the head.Maybe im a myspace stalker/wannabe erm... no i just like the person
a myspace stalker/wannabe by de1234 January 20, 2006
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