my sorry 

When one intends to use the slang "my bad" in place of "im sorry", implying that they are at fault or apologetic for something they've said or done. But what comes out in result of a brain fart is a combination of the two, hence "my sorry".

Jesse: Hey man! You just stepped on my blue suede shoes!

Larry: Oh my sorry!...I mean I'm bad...I mean I'm sorry!

Jesse: Huh wtf?

my sorry by Wade Joffe January 5, 2010

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard 

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone 

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

Sorry my mind was in “Australia” 

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).

Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”

Sorry my mind was in “Australia” by Gobln February 2, 2023

Sorry For My Bad English 

"sorry for my bad english but i am german/french/chinese/greek/scottish(seriously, wtf?)..."

is the line one puts after a grammatically correct and understandable English sentence just to point out that he/she is not "English/American..."

Some dude: Hi, my name is *insert non-English name here* Sorry for my bad English but I am from *insert non-English-speaking country here*

Some other dude: I have been... *perfect speech*... and I genuinely apologise (emphasis on the "s") for my terrible English. However, I am...

Sorry For My Bad English by I just copy-pasted pseudonym June 12, 2011

Sorry For My Bad English 

Sorry for my bad english /
Sorry for my english

Is the line that educated people all over the world that aren't aware of their own possible mistakes put before their messages, for other people to not criticize them or judge their message hardly because of bad grammar, grammatical conjugation, spelling, strange paragraph formatting, etc.

Hi. Sorry for my bad english. Are there still apples on the basket, or have you eat them all?

Sorry For My Bad English by santropedro March 25, 2016

i like my men skinned sorry 

a response to inconsiderate boy catcalling women, meant to confuse the catcaller and discourage them to catcall again

boy: *whistles*
woman: i like my men skinned sorry
boy: *confused because their pea brain can’t process anything other than praise*

i like my men skinned sorry by *laughs manically* October 13, 2020