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My-one.

An obese Man or Woman who makes no attempt to get in shape or improve their diet. A My-one often revels in their physical condition; and drinks and eats excessively without regard for their own health.
Oh dear - Look at her, such a My-one. She should really order less hamburgers.

Monty:I cant belive I went home with that My-one last night
Tom: how did you both fit in the cab?
My-one by My-One69 March 7, 2009
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My one and only 

Saying. An eloquent way of expressing your love and devotion.

Holds all of the below meaning;

1. The only one for me.
2. The only one I will ever love
3. Mine expressing romantic possession
4. Apple of my eye
"I want to spend the rest of my life with you; you are my one and only."
My one and only by LoveGuru December 16, 2012

They talk about my one taps

Adil Benrlitom aka ScreaM started working with Finalmouse to create his own mouse called "ScreaM One." They made an ad for that mouse which was featured in the big CS:GO Major MLG Columbus. When Adil said the line "They talk about my one taps", it quickly became a huge meme in the CS:GO Community.
1.
xxx_NoScoper_xxx: Yo that was an awesome shot bro!
ScreaM: Well what can I say? They talk about my one taps

2.
ScreaM:

People, they know me as the headshot machine
They know me from the highlights they see
They know me from the matches they watch
They talk about my one taps

Run me my one

Aye I heard you was talking,I’m here now so run me my one
Run me my one by Lovebug02 May 28, 2018

shoot my one 

Shoot my one refers to asking someone to fight you.
Guy1: Insult
Guy2: Shoot my one

OR

Guy1: Insult
Guy2: You ain't gone shoot my one.
shoot my one by KxHacks December 6, 2012

Show me my one 

Show me my one: When you have beef with someone you ask them for a one on one fight. Or you could also use I want my one
Aye!! Show me my one

Cool!!
Show me my one by My One March 3, 2015

tiana, my one and only, mi amor 

the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.
i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"