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my mommy 

your mommy
I would like to help my mommy with her homework.
my mommy by Imanangrybird November 12, 2017
Words you can keep

My mommy said 

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”
Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

Are you my mommy? 

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.
You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"
Are you my mommy? by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

sucking my mommy dick 

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.
step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

On my mommy 

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years
Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)
On my mommy by On my mommy October 24, 2022

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy 

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy by Puva August 17, 2024

ur mommy in my bed 

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory
Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed
ur mommy in my bed by s_jaffe February 27, 2022
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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