A phrase which is to be yelled out immediately before thrusting your own hand into any given food which is to be shared amongst a group of people at the given moment.
A quote most commonly known from the Wayans brothers' masterpiece comedy film, Scary Movie II, said by Chris Elliott's character in the film.
A quote most commonly known from the Wayans brothers' masterpiece comedy film, Scary Movie II, said by Chris Elliott's character in the film.
Jim (holding a large bowl of macaroni salad): This macaroni salad looks delicious!
Greg: MY GERMS! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
Jim: Fucking dickhead!
Greg: Hehehe.
Greg: MY GERMS! (thrusts hand into macaroni salad, shoves the handful into his mouth, smiles)
Jim: Fucking dickhead!
Greg: Hehehe.
by supermuthafuckinvillain November 22, 2011
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Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
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Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.
Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?
Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*
Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*
Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.
Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*
Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*
Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.
by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007
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