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shizzle my dizzle bizzle 

shizzle my dizzle 

A coolio way of saying something/anything without actually saying it; as in:
1. (Whyo'nt ya) suck on MY dick?*
2. Serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. Shut my door, (bro).
4. (Please don't) shoot m'dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
This tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.

*Def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
"Aarrh. Shiver me timber(s), matey."
Feel free to mix and match:
1. "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?"*
2. "Shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle."
3. "Shizzle my dizzle, brizzle."
4. "Please don't shizzle m' dizzle. officer!"
5. "Let's shizzle My dizzle -- it's the chronic."
6. "I need a towel. My menu's soaked from you shizzlin' my dizzle."

fo shizzle my dizzle

definition- for sure my dog. fo shizzle originated from the doggfather himself, s-n-double o-p d-o-double g. dizzle- originated from a chappelles show episode, where chappelle deemed himself as a game player named "dizzle".
you wanna go to the club tonite playa?
fo shizzle my dizzle!

you get your dick sucked?
fo shizzle my dizzle!!!!
fo shizzle my dizzle by 2E-Z December 8, 2004

shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?! 

SEE: shizzle my dizzle; izzle-speak.

Open interpretation is valid using -izzles as place holders for any word of a similar beginning. Use your imagination for alternative meanings.

"Whyo'nt ya suck on my-y-y dick, be-itch?!"
PIRATE OF THE HOOD: "Yo, SHIZZLE ON MY DIZZLE, BIZZLE?!"
PIRATE OF THE SEA: "Aargh. Shiver me timber, matey!"

Kizzle my dizzle 

Kizzle my dizzle is a new expression that means: ''Kiss my dick''. It's used as a 'gtfo' curse.

Original author: B1ackMateria.
Fanboy: Hey, sorry being such asshole guy, but how do you do that!?
The Guy: Yo yo yo, kizzle my dizzle.
Kizzle my dizzle by b1ackmateria November 23, 2010

oh my dizzle 

to be suprised or shocked by a certain event or thing, another way of saying oh my God.
BOY: "OH MY DIZZLE have you seen laurens website with those ugly pictures of her"
oh my dizzle by Sam Picone April 22, 2006
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