My bird 

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

My bird by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

My bird 

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend

Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird

My bird by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

my bird hit the pipe by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015

piss my bird 

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

piss my bird by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

Pinched my Bird 

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

Pinched my Bird by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

bite my bird 

Just another way to say "suck my dick", originated from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"

bite my bird by barbra Streisand June 5, 2016

huff my bird 

Means "Suck My Dick"..

Huff = Sucl
My = Obviously the person saying it
Bird = Dick

"Shut the fuck up and huff my bird bitch!"

huff my bird by AC July 26, 2005