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My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much
My bed is a copy of heaven
My bed by Sussy roach September 4, 2021

ur mommy in my bed 

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory
Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed
ur mommy in my bed by s_jaffe February 27, 2022

you make my bed 

You make my day
You make my bed kourtney thanks for telling me.
you make my bed by Ayo ave June 13, 2018

i need my bed 

you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul
do you know what i need my bed?
i need my bed by 20029400 April 21, 2018

Shit My Bed 

an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed
Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."
Shit My Bed by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010

the taste of my bed 

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.
I really do miss the taste of my bed
the taste of my bed by YOLKYegg February 25, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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