My van

The bait of a pedophile to catch kids

“There’s free WiFi in my van, come on kids!”

by Le Pipi May 10, 2018

get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

Wanna hop in my white van?

It's what pedos say.

I got candy, so, wanna hop in my white van?

by xWhoCaresxXdumb July 21, 2019

Oh My Vanilla Savior

Noun: The savior of all man kind but his skin is soft, white, and made of vanilla. Possibly from carvel

Oh My Vanilla Savior that ice cream tasted heavenly.

by Jwalken August 4, 2007

myvanwy

someone who does what feels right for them and is never afraid to be themselves. likes legwarmers and purple wollen fingerless gloves, waistcoats, best friends and swishy dresses.

live for love, love for life, be yourself, myvanwy

by just_becasue March 18, 2008

Myvanwy

A person who happens to be awesome even though they are dense.

My friend, Myvanwy, happens to be a Myvanwy. She's awesome because she wears weird clothes but she's really bad at math.

by Jillybean-Jellybean March 23, 2009