my eye 

a friendly, acceptable way to express disagreement with the previous speaker's statement.

It is the root phrase behind more vulgar terms replacing the keyword "eye" with other parts of the human anatomy less suitable for a wide audience.

high schooler #1: My '95 Grand Am is so fast! It does 0-60 in 7 seconds flat!

high schooler #2: My eye, Steve.

my eye by Sam Polk April 6, 2007

My eye ball is moist 

moist

Guy one"My eye ball is moist"
Guy two "ok?"

My eye ball is moist by Dead Rad November 26, 2020

apple of my eye 

One's favorite person; the one you love most.

In Old English, the pupil of the eye (the round, dark center) was called the 'apple'. It was thought that the pupil was a round object much like an apple (a piece of fruit). When you look at someone, their reflection appears in your pupil. So if someone is the 'apple of your eye', he or she is someone that you look at a lot and enjoy seeing.

1) Miranda is the apple of my eye - I love her more than anything on earth.

2) Her granddaughter is the apple of her eye.

apple of my eye by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

got ugly in my eye

When someone sees something so hideous and heinous (usually a female skank, ho or jho) the viewer is said to have gotten ugly in their eye.

(a festively plump female walks past with a bad orange tan and small shorts with a boob tube)

Alex: Dude! I just got ugly in my eye!

or

Alex: What the fuck was that?!
Tril: You just got ugly in your eye

got ugly in my eye by Alex Tyler January 18, 2008

shit my eye 

an expression of surprise

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"

shit my eye by Johnny eye shutter January 28, 2017

i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

i have a fuck in my eye by KitKat28 October 2, 2012

Pis in my eye 

an expression used to describe something thats not good. a very bad situatuion in which ur completly fucked

phil: dude, wheres doug?

Ed: PIS IN MY EYE!! i cant find him anywhere

Pis in my eye by i w e a r n o p a n t s June 14, 2010