muzturd 

a quick reply when a person has lost interest in a conversation.

Alex: Yup, i think that solves everything. What do u think sean?
Sean: a a a da da uh. muzturd

muzturd by Tsorng-Hui September 8, 2007

Mugturd 

A cross between a mug and a turd.

"You fucking mugturd!"

Mugturd by L Sausages January 6, 2017

MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

MusTurd by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010

musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

musturd by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009

Muztard 

A person of the Muslim faith lacking all common sense. A Muslim who displays signs of tardity.

A combination of the word "Muslim" (A believer in Islam who refuses to integrate into American society) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a muztard is an object of ridicule for two reasons.

Emily: Dude, why is your new roommate standing outside in the rain wearing a sheet?

Brad: Didn't you know, he's muztard.

Muztard by flash1102 August 22, 2009

Musturd

When you need to do a crap.

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.

Musturd by Harpz December 9, 2008

Musturd

what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.

God Damnit father I musturd.

Musturd by Ralliart May 9, 2005