Mugturd

A cross between a mug and a turd.

"You fucking mugturd!"

by L Sausages January 6, 2017

MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

by mustard biscuits September 2, 2010

musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

by Buzz Berry January 7, 2009

Musturd

When you need to do a crap.

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.

by Harpz December 9, 2008

muzturd

a quick reply when a person has lost interest in a conversation.

Alex: Yup, i think that solves everything. What do u think sean?
Sean: a a a da da uh. muzturd

by Tsorng-Hui September 8, 2007

Mugtard

A male that joins a beer club, only in the month of October, in order to receive weekly discounts on "award winning" cask-conditioned ales. This individual talks loudly, tells the same jokes each night, makes it impossible for a woman to sit at the bar in peace, might carry a man purse/fanny pack/satchel or book bag and is an "all nighter."

Larry: "Hey man, when did you become a Mugtard?"

Fred: "In October, you fucktard! Duh!"

Larry: "Just asking, jeez!"

Fred: "Wanna go trollin for veeg?"

by India P. Ale August 3, 2007

Musturd

what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.

God Damnit father I musturd.

by Ralliart May 9, 2005