muzrucker 

a combination of the meanings of motherfucker and fagot.

That dude is a muzrucker fo' sho'

muzrucker by Rosh April 20, 2003

longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.

I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.

longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015

Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"

I hate dat muffucker!

Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

mudfucker

M. is used for individuals who has regular and/or intentional intercourse with dirt or mud. It is a strong word which can be offensive in certain contexts.

- That guy seems to like mud unusually much.
- Yeah, that's because he's a mudfucker

mudfucker by Bertil Andersson December 25, 2008

mudsucker 

Racial slur. A person who likes to perform fellatio on black men.

Tito's got him a mudsucker, every time the girl sees him she sticks his dick in her mouth like a baby with a pacifier.

mudsucker by SheilaPrince July 12, 2009

mudsucker 

Someone who goes down on a black girl. To put your tongue in and around a black girls vagina.

Did you hear about Isiah going down on a black girl. WHAT! I didn't know he was a mudsucker.

mudsucker by 70camaro209 January 14, 2010

mudfucker

Anyone who uses falsehoods and blatant lies to justify a self-elevated position, removing themselves physically from the dirt they belong in for short bursts, only to get dirty again and again, in and out of the mud.

John Kerry is a mudfucker.

mudfucker by Kerry Hater August 18, 2004