When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

mustard dick slap by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

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DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

DICK MUSTARD by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019

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mustardick

A penis with a wavy line of mustard on it.

Ew, Frank just sent me a Snapchat of his mustardick. It looks like zesty.

mustardick by tazzarama December 15, 2014

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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