When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

mustard dick slap by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

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DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

DICK MUSTARD by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019

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mustardick

A penis with a wavy line of mustard on it.

Ew, Frank just sent me a Snapchat of his mustardick. It looks like zesty.

mustardick by tazzarama December 15, 2014

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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