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Muscled up 

Having muscles
He is Muscled up
Muscled up by Cabin February 13, 2018
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Muscle Monster

A man who has muscles size proportion and definition greater than that of the average man.

A physique that is fearful and powerful receives a lot of attention.

A unbelievable body that comes in this world every other generation.
By looking at his physique you can tell he is a muscle monster. A person like that probably exercises everyday. I would hate to get in a fight with the likes of him.

I wouldn't want to ask him for directions, because he looks like a muscle monster.

He must be a mesomorph surely he will become a muscle monster.

Thats a big motha fucka, he calls himself the muscle monster and I can see why.
Muscle Monster by King86 June 22, 2009

Muscle pig 

When a guy is sexy af, tall, and buff af. Especially if said guy is like obsessed with going to the gym and working out.
Damn Jungkook is such a muscle pig.

Damn “big daddy muscle pig Matt”.
Muscle pig by Guccilism October 17, 2017

fuck muscle 

The organ located between a man's thighs used to pleasure another person's body.
Keirsten enjoy's it when Chads sticks his Fuck Muscle in her Pussy, Anus & Mouth!
fuck muscle by SlopNChop August 11, 2016

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?
diaper muscle by Telephony August 3, 2012

Creptorial muscles

Creptorial muscles refers to one’s shoe game or creps and are usually of substantial quality. A play on word of creps and pectorials muscles.
Pree man’s Creptorial muscles.
Creptorial muscles by Lilaustin January 19, 2019

toliet muscle 

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.
The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.
toliet muscle by Telephony July 11, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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