musaed

Forever alone while sitting in a corner surrounded by cats.

Hey Musaed you have no friends.FatFagRetardCunt

by Dolan Trump April 17, 2016

Got Mussed

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.

Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!

by jibcheese January 8, 2013

Musked

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Musked

to be fucked over hard, no apologies.

Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.

by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020

Musked

Paying a deposit for a product you won't ever receive.

Five years ago, I paid a deposit of $1000 to order Tesla solar panels for my roof, the company never installed them, and now they won't even answer the phone. I got Musked!

by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Musked

To be swindled or cheated.

The company that installed those solar panels destroyed my roof, the solar panels don't even work, the company won't come out and fix them, and to top it off, I now have to make 30 years worth of monthly payments for them. I really got Musked.

by Vegan the Barbarian September 16, 2019

Musked

The hyper inflation on an asset or idea with no historical or future guarantee

Man, i wish i didn't buy all that crypto currency, i got musked

by HyperDNA🖤 March 4, 2021