Murfed
Murfed by Kid Kitten January 31, 2009
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murfed • murfed out • murfed up • murked • muffed • Murkedd • muffed up • marfed • murked out • Murped
Murfed
The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.
dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
Murfed by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011
murfed up
murfed up by 'shore newz December 26, 2004
murfed out
(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.
murfed out by Allie March 8, 2004
muffed punt
When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017
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