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To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.
"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."
by Kid Kitten January 31, 2009
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to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing
TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
by JAAMALL April 21, 2006
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The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.
dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
by ijustwreckedyou1423 May 09, 2011
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It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.
I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!
by Bretford January 25, 2011
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