Murfed

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.
"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."
by Kid Kitten January 31, 2009
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The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.
dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 03, 2011
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Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.
I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!
by Bretford January 26, 2011
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me and my friend named a stray dog murf
me: murf is cute.

also me: mom, can we keep him?

mom: no.
also also me: bitch
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MURF

a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!
Murf you! (in a mad tone)

Murf! (in a love you tone)
by momoc June 08, 2010
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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
by gateway! June 06, 2009
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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
by murfguy April 30, 2007
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