Murfed 

To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.

"Man, I am murfed right now."

"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."

Murfed by Kid Kitten January 31, 2009

murfed 

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

murfed by JAAMALL May 5, 2006

Murfed 

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

Murfed by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

Murfed 

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

Murfed by Bretford January 26, 2011

murfed up 

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

murfed up by 'shore newz December 26, 2004

murfed out 

(Adj./ state of being) The physical and mental condition of an individual the morning after he/she has partied and/or partook in drug use and has had little to no sleep the previous night.

Dude, I am so murfed out after all that shit we did last night.

murfed out by Allie March 8, 2004

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017