murdometer

The level of which someones murderous intent is at. Met reading defined by studying the behavioural patterns of someone who is pissed or has recently or previously contemplated your demise

Cassidy's murdometer is nearly full, you'd better make a run for the hills before she finds you.

by Ari_Coyotes_19 April 29, 2021

turdometer

A turdometer is an instrument used for accurately measuring the exact physical properties of a turd. The turdometer can measure length, diameter, circumference, mass and density.
Turdometers are used extensively by turdologists

The turdologist measured the turd witth his turdometer to detarmine its exact turdometric properties.

by turdmeister June 28, 2010

Murdoster

A portmanteau of both murderer and imposter, where someone has not only been proven to have murdered someone in some way, but also having taken on someone else's life, appearance, and ego. Both deeds don't have to be related to each other in order for a person to be a murdoster.

An example of this word being used in a sentence are as follows:
It could be used as a condensation of murderer and imposter, having the same uses as both simultaneously would entail: You murdoster! You not only killed someone in cold blood, but you also impersonated someone to cover your tracks.

by TheWordDev9 September 11, 2018

Murdoiter

The act of killing something or someone in a ridiculous fashion

"The horse was Murdoitered by a blindfolded man with a shotgun taped to a rubber duck."

by gigagojira April 11, 2025