murder mitt

Noun
Slang for a cat’s paws that have especially sharp claws.

Why do you have band-aids on your hands?
I was getting fresh with Coco Chirp and she clawed me with her murder mitts.

murder mitt by Jeromejello June 5, 2020

murder mitten 

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.

K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten

murder mitten by Sammy P. October 6, 2006

Murder Mittens 

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

Murder Mittens by Debbie M. March 12, 2021

Cocoa Murder mittens 

A Grizzly Bear.

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

Cocoa Murder mittens by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022

the murder mitten 

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

the murder mitten by roller May 29, 2005