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murder mitten 

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.
K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten
murder mitten by Sammy P. October 6, 2006

Murder Mittens 

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.
That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.
Murder Mittens by Debbie M. March 12, 2021

Cocoa Murder mittens 

A Grizzly Bear.
In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

the murder mitten 

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.
The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.
the murder mitten by roller May 29, 2005
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026