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morbing off 

Heavy masturbation, usually done 3-4 hours a day. One can even say someone who morbs off is addicted to masturbating, and even comes up with excuses as to why he must leave, when in reality he is masturbating. Derived from MorBSouL on battle.net.
What the fuck, dude? Stop morbing off and get your ass back here.
morbing off by Mike & Mike March 17, 2005
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It is something morbius does all the time, nobody knows what it is but you do not want him doing
i saw morbius the other day morbing over a child

morbius morbed an innocent man
Morbing by ballbasher23 May 31, 2022

mlurbing 

the act of wriggling or otherwise moving while underneath, covered, or wrapped in one or more blankets, while not actually trying to fall asleep
My brother mlurbs around the house all day on weekends.
I totally skipped class to mlurb in my room yesterday.
Mlurbing around is so fun!
God you're such a mlurber.
mlurbing by the mlurbinator September 15, 2011
The term for a discrete or shady homicide.

It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”
“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”

“I’m out for a good murking tonight”
Murking by Goblin boyzz August 23, 2019
a mexican kid who is really bad ass
that mexican kid must be a marbing
marbing by Greg Overbay October 11, 2011

morbing time 

It's morbing time! this line is in reference to the iconic film, MORBIUS (2022). In which there is a scene where morbius says "it's morbing time!" and morbs all over a bunch of guys.
Hey, what time is it?
IT'S MORBING TIME!
time to morb!
morbing time by NotXcmshow May 31, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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