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mercury mountaineer 

mercury mountaineer - a mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) that was sold by Mercury from 1996 until 2010. Sharing many of its features with the Ford Explorer, the vehicles were virtually identical in terms of hardware.

The problem with these vehicles is that they are prone to rusting by the rear near the gas tank(opposite side too) and under carriage and can commonly be found at used car lots.

It's a great vehicle for hauling groceries or soccer mommy vehicle

If maintained properly other wise

It's a decent beater vehicle until you trade up.

Also see Chevy trailblazer & blazer.
Mercury mountaineer is a discontinued mid-size luxury sport utility vehicle (SUV) , hey it's better than no vehicle at all or waiting for the metro. Assembly in Louisville, Kentucky & St. Louis, Missouri
mercury mountaineer by Blu_leef November 8, 2022

Liquid Mountaineering 

An apparent sport where people try to literally walk on water.
Yo Jesus, wanna go Liquid Mountaineering?

mountaineer 

"I'm a fully qualified mountaineer!"
"Both of you?"
mountaineer by mrwishart July 12, 2020

Slurpie Mountaineers 

A group of people in northern California who go hiking for kicks, but don't take it too seriously and aren't obsessed with health, just having fun.
Person 1: "Whoa, who are those cool kids trekking up that trail and having a hella good time?"
Person 2: "Those are the Slurpie Mountaineers!"

brokeback mountaineering

looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.
Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy

Mountaineered 

When an underdog completely destroys the expected winner such as the Mountaineers did to Clemson in 2012.
Mountaineers vs Clemson in 2012: Clemson got Mountaineered 70 to 33.
Mountaineered by Sorry Clemson January 10, 2012
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