Mungled

Getting absolutely out of your mind, usually on ellicit substances or booze.

"Man, you look mungled"
"Well I have done 5 pills"

by Mungled December 12, 2009

Mungled

to "fiend" up money, drugs or alcohol. It can relate to other things but it ususally has something to do with crime.

Liam: man i was so fucked last night.
Adam: man you mungled the shit out them little kids last night.
Liam: shit rolls down hill.

by furnace_fella_cb May 5, 2009

ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

Muggled

I mixture of the Scottish slang word 'mugged' meaning drunk, and 'muggle' the word for non-magic folk in Harry Potter. This is the ultimate Harry Potter fans's way of saying drunk.

'I was totally muggled on Saturday night! I drew glasses on myself in permanent marker and tried to fly on Katie's mop!'

Tweet - 'Muggled.'

by HPftw September 18, 2012

ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

by bumble dick July 12, 2010

Joe Mangled

A Scottish term used to describe the state of a person after heavy consumption of alcohol, drugs or both.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.

Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*

by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006

munglefluff

"a dirty, thundering, ass clapping fart that is muted by/through a blanket, pillow, or chair (be it office chair, car seat, couch or recliner)"

Can also be short formed to mungle.

You didn't hear that did you?

No.

Wait for the smell cause I just destroyed my chair with a munglefluff.

by mkspeck June 12, 2011