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I mixture of the Scottish slang word 'mugged' meaning drunk, and 'muggle' the word for non-magic folk in Harry Potter. This is the ultimate Harry Potter fans's way of saying drunk.
'I was totally muggled on Saturday night! I drew glasses on myself in permanent marker and tried to fly on Katie's mop!'

Tweet - 'Muggled.'
Muggled by HPftw September 18, 2012
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Deriving from the term "muggle" from Harry Potter, if something is muggled than it simply means that it's fucked up and/or weird.
Dude, that girl is hot, but her face is muggled
muggled by plambo August 14, 2009
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MuggleCast 

MuggleCast, run by the lovely folks over at MuggleNet, is a free podcast that delivers the latest Harry Poter news weekly. While discussing theories and questions, they provide entertainment for about an hour that can easily result in not being able to speak due to way too much laughing.

Andrew Sims, one of the many hosts, had been there for every episode (ableit one episode titled "Andrew-less") and opens the show.

Micah Tannenbaum has been there for almost all of the episodes as well and reads the news, not to mention becoming prey to many nicknames, e.g., "Micahwave."

Jamie Lawrence (pretty much the coolest person who's ever lived) is the lovely British addition to the show, adding the segment "Jamie's Brigtish Joke of the Day" as well as amazing comedy. He has more fangirls than everyone else in pop culture combined.

These are just three of the many awesome people who host the show... Comment and describe everyone else!
MuggleCast is the coolest podcast that ever lived!
MuggleCast by Spiffy Liza September 11, 2006
A human with no magical abilities/skills or knowledge
For example,"That man right over there, can't teleport himself. He's a (muggle)."
Muggle by Diyalized July 16, 2016

mugged off 

to have to piss taken from, to be disrespected, unfairly treated etc.
"Leonardo Dicaprio was mugged off at the Oscars again"
mugged off by tunaroll May 15, 2015

car mugged 

When a theif breaks into your car and steals objects or car parts
Last night I left my doors unlocked and someone car mugged my brand new radio!
car mugged by CallieT January 23, 2008

Muggle Juggle 

Something Dubledore does in his office for fun with Muggles, like a Wizarding gang bang with fireworks and talking paintings.
Spring break already? Time for a muggle juggle
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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