munchophobia

The fear of being bitten by another person or animal, usually caused by bad biting experiences

person 1: Why wont you let me bite you?
person 2: Sorry dude, ive got munchophobia

by wonderkyle December 15, 2008

Mucophobia

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.

Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

by Professor grandmaster G December 4, 2017

muntophobia

The phobia of being around munters (ugly girls). One is muntophobic if one feels nauseous, nervous etc. when in the company of munters.

"Fuckin' hell, I hate spendin' my time with these ugly bitches. I must be muntophobic."
"I'm afraid I suffer from a severe case of muntophobia."

by Jermaine_hold_tyt_da_wifey April 6, 2008

Munchaphobia

Munchaphobia. The Irrational Fear Of Biting, Or "Munching". Often Causedd By Bad Experience Of Bites.

*Goes To Bite*

Dont! I Have Munchaphobia.

by RachaelLADD September 25, 2007

MarchOPhobia

The fear of the month March, prevailing in India, which is induced by the procedure of filing returns and saving taxes.

“Oh My God! I am too scared to think of my tax files. I think I might have MarchOPhobia.”

by Bajaj Finserv Direct Limited March 6, 2019

Matchophobia

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.

Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.

by A matchophobia October 25, 2009