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Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

machophobia

The current sociocultural trend in which the good old macho stereotypes or patterns of behavior are now labeled as predatory or offensive.
Guy: Hey baby, looking hot!
Gal: Get away from me you rapist!
Guy: Whoa, easy there with the machophobia.

muntophobia 

The phobia of being around munters (ugly girls). One is muntophobic if one feels nauseous, nervous etc. when in the company of munters.
"Fuckin' hell, I hate spendin' my time with these ugly bitches. I must be muntophobic."
"I'm afraid I suffer from a severe case of muntophobia."

Munchaphobia 

Munchaphobia. The Irrational Fear Of Biting, Or "Munching". Often Causedd By Bad Experience Of Bites.
*Goes To Bite*

Dont! I Have Munchaphobia.
Munchaphobia by RachaelLADD September 25, 2007

MarchOPhobia 

The fear of the month March, prevailing in India, which is induced by the procedure of filing returns and saving taxes.
“Oh My God! I am too scared to think of my tax files. I think I might have MarchOPhobia.”

Matchophobia 

The innate fear of matchplay in any sport, but especially tennis.
Jeff does pretty well at practices, but he suffers from matchophobia and loses every match.
Matchophobia by A matchophobia October 25, 2009