A term that is used to throw rage at another person. By telling someone to Munch on your cob you are also putting others at risk of being the laughing stock. The term originated in a discord server and started spreading and now everyone is at risk of being the "Cob Muncher". Plan on using the term carefully as people will potentially use it against you if learned.
This phase can be heard at a small diner that serves breakfast by a friendly waitress who does not get sexual innuendo.
While two people are sitting at a diner finishing their breakfast, the waitress notices the party is mostly done with their food. She walks over and asks the male in the party "do you want to munch on her waffle?" in reference to the sliver of waffle left on the female's plate.
This is followed by uncontrollable under- your-breath little-school-girl giggling and subsequent urbandictionary.com entry.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.