mumsing

The act of having sex with goats, or could also mean the man taking it from behind while the parter makes high pitched squeaking noises.

My girl and I love mumsing for a nice intimate night together.

by Beninyours May 19, 2018

Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

your muming

Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum

Your Muming: an activity for abusing people from a vehicle. But only people who deserve it.

by Huggie Monster December 28, 2005

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

Musing

1. To be perusing your mind -- as in searching for thoughts. Mind-perusing. Mirusing. Musing.

2. The act of listening to music by the band Muse.

Hey window-buddy, do you like this music I'm jamming out to right now? I'm totally musing it up.

by woozzi March 19, 2012

miss musinged

The act of having a blog post you wrote be copied and used on another blog without permission.

Also known as plagarism and extremely dumb.

Person 1 - Someone just stole my blog post!

Person 2 - You got Miss Musinged.

by Deelizcious April 27, 2009

mumfing

When two mothers perform oral sex on each orher

I caught my mates maws mumfing at a party

by nanjitsu July 28, 2016