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Mumsie man 

A man who calls their significant other “Mommy”
Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy
Mumsie man by Imamunch March 15, 2023
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Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

Cheese mummies

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
Cheese mummies by Smau November 24, 2017

mumsessed 

verb: to be obsessed with Marcus Mumford (musician) and/or Mumford and Sons (band). Being Mumsessed means the person is about all things Mumford and Sons. This person has everything pertaining to Marcus Mumford and Mumford and Sons. He/She is in atleast 3 Mumford And Sons or Marcus Mumford love groups on Facebook, Follows all pages dedicated to Mumford And Sons on Twitter, has a tumblr account just for Mumford feed, and owns Mumford and Sons albums. This person always bashes anyone against Mumford and Sons and will ALWAYS defend them when someone insults them. This person is a TRUE Mumford and Sons fan who is obsessed with them.
Matty: "Listen to this new Ke$ha song!"
Cady: "I hate Ke$ha, I'd rather be mumsessed."

Being mumsessed is a big responsibility, you have to ABSOLUTELY L.O.V.E. great music!
mumsessed by awesomemumford July 3, 2011
a lot of africans use this word for mum..dont get it twisted yh there are so many africans well almost all of them still call their mumzies mummy..theres nothin wrong with it and its not childish!!!!!!!!!!
i luv my mumzie..
mumzie mi ti jade
mumzie by Naija Gal 4 lyf zooop!! August 20, 2006
skanks who wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit them on the flange. munting enthusiasts to a (wo)man.
wow, you're a real winner. I bet you're on mumsnet.
mumsnet by sue_denim March 15, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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