mumfish
Lure (someone) into a date by omitting the fact that you're a single mother, only to reveal it during the date.
mumfish by FishermansDelight June 14, 2025
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Mudfish
Another name for a homosexual man. Sometimes referred to as a rainbow fish. There are many fish in the sea metaphorically, but mudfish tend to seek out mates of the same sex. They get this title because of the mud-like fecal matter that coats their genitalia after sexual intercourse.
Mudfish by Tha Luv $hack September 6, 2010
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Mudfish
A variation on the popular shocker, the mudfish incorporates the use of the pointer finger, with the middle finger bent and the pinky and ring fingers stuck straight out. The pointer is inserted into the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus. This name speaks to ones desire to venture into dark muddy places, just as certain fish do.
mudfish
mudfish by The Clutzy Einstien January 20, 2009
Mudfishing
: searching for an item in an anus, usually a condom, lost primarily during intercourse, though it can be lost during
masturbation
masturbation
// My buddy had some cock shrinkage last night and had to go MudFishing.
// “_____ was being dirty with a cucumber last night, lost the condom, and asked if I could go mudfishing.”
// “A doctor at the ER went mudfishing for an undersized butt plug I bought myself online.”
// “_____ was being dirty with a cucumber last night, lost the condom, and asked if I could go mudfishing.”
// “A doctor at the ER went mudfishing for an undersized butt plug I bought myself online.”
Mudfishing by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 2, 2021
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026