Mudfishing

: searching for an item in an anus, usually a condom, lost primarily during intercourse, though it can be lost during

masturbation

// My buddy had some cock shrinkage last night and had to go MudFishing.

// “_____ was being dirty with a cucumber last night, lost the condom, and asked if I could go mudfishing.”

// “A doctor at the ER went mudfishing for an undersized butt plug I bought myself online.”

Mudfishing by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 2, 2021

mungfishing

A supposed act of necrophylic sex in which a person digs up a dead woman and performs cunnilingus on the body while another person (the mung-jumper) jumps off a ladder or other high object, landing on the stomach of the corpse.

You and Carl went mungfishing? You're fucking sick. I hope the cops bust you.

mungfishing by Pymp November 1, 2003

merfishing 

fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism

George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!

merfishing by Meepster December 2, 2021