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A variation on the popular shocker, the mudfish incorporates the use of the pointer finger, with the middle finger bent and the pinky and ring fingers stuck straight out. The pointer is inserted into the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are inserted into the anus. This name speaks to ones desire to venture into dark muddy places, just as certain fish do.
After I gave her the mudfish, she didn't poo right for a week.
Mudfish by EzzieDub May 27, 2006
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Taking to long to get to the point. In music technology, an epically long introduction.
Gees, she's mudfishing that story.
mudfish by The Clutzy Einstien January 20, 2009
A penis that is dirty from anal sex and inserted into a vagina.
Damn, that boy gave her a mudfish!
Mudfish by Cuchi October 2, 2003
A big dumper, "punching" its way down the pipe.
"I've got this mudfist poking on out; toilet time."
mudfist by Smokey A. September 4, 2008
Affectionate term to a woman or man who shouts alot. A little boganish, but the love is there.
"Hey madfish!"
"WHATS UP, MOFO????!!!!!"
madfish by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

Mississippi Mudfist 

1. An act between two parties that is either sexual or violent in nature in which one party punches the anus of another.

2. Getting fucked over
1. That guy was such a douchebag, I wish someone would give him the old mississippi mudfist.

2. That client gave us the old mississippi mudfist by not returning our calls or answering our emails.
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